Today, we salute you, Mr. & Mrs. Quad Garage Desert Legends. While others settled for "enough space," you demand room for trucks, crafts, toys, tools and one bad mamajamma of a house. This one delivers with a fully finished, climate controlled four car garage and a bonus flex room between the bays - because genius needs its space. Inside, there's dual master suites (one up, one down) meaning your guests feel spoiled - OR you each get your own room. Because love is forever, but listening to snoring all night? Not so much. The house flexes its muscles with a fully updated kitchen featuring black cabinets, granite counters and a living room with an open layout built for kicking back, not furniture Tetris. Upstairs, a loft opens to a view deck so good it makes bald eagles salute. Out back, a 12ft swim spa turns every day into your victory lap, no lawnmower required. Out front, there's a 25ft flagpole - because 'MERICA. All that in a gated neighborhood, plus a community pool, clubhouse and gym. So crack something cold, claim your title as "Real Buyer of Genius," and live like a legend before someone else beats ya to it.